Never marry a TESTING girl since she always DOUBTS U .
Never marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.
Never marry a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.
Never marry a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.
Never marry a JAVAgirl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS
Never marry a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.
Never marry a UNIXgirl ,she always dump u with a CORE.
Never marry a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u as RASCAL.
Never marry a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.
Never marry a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in SHOOTING PROBLEMS.
Conclusion: Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY!