Don't Marry A Software Girl...

Never marry a TESTING girl since she always DOUBTS U . Never marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key. Never marry a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house. Never marry a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.
	Never marry a JAVAgirl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS Never marry a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always. Never marry a UNIXgirl ,she always dump u with a CORE.
Never marry a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u as RASCAL. Never marry a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families. Never marry a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in SHOOTING PROBLEMS. Conclusion: Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY!